do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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