HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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