Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
