OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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