I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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