What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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