Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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