we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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