I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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