so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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