Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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