Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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