1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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