where am i from again
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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