I must be too annoying 4 u.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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