kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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