Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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