what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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