I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Randomize
