It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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