Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just cut my nipple shaving
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
