i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The convent might be a nice break from real life
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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