My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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