she was so not down for the gang bang
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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