woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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