Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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