She announced her abortion via fbk
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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