therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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