just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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