i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Farmville is her only friend.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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