She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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