I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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