I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
