Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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