Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I haven't been this sober since birth.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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