If i come over, it means nothing
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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