Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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