We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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