Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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