Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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