at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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