My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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