whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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