I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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