RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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