I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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