some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
organizing the empties. That sober.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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