I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she was so not down for the gang bang
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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