we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
