I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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