you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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