Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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