I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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