He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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